He (Gaylord Perry) should be in the Hall of Fame with a tube of KY jelly attached to his plaque.

He (Gaylord Perry) should be in the Hall of Fame with a tube of KY jelly attached to his plaque.

I'm not the manager because I'm always right, but I'm always right because I'm the manager.

Losing streaks are funny. If you lose at the beginning, you got off to a bad start. If you lose in the middle of the season, you're in a slump. If you lose at the end, you're choking

You can't lead anyone else further than you have gone yourself.

The first guy who lays a finger on this blind old man is fined fifty bucks!

Baseball and malaria keep coming back.