You can't lead anyone else further than you have gone yourself.
There should be a new way to record standings in this league; one column for wins, one for losses and one for gifts.
The first guy who lays a finger on this blind old man is fined fifty bucks!
Play him, fine him, and play him again.
I'm not the manager because I'm always right, but I'm always right because I'm the manager.
Losing streaks are funny. If you lose at the beginning, you got off to a bad start. If you lose in the middle of the season, you're in a slump. If you lose at the end, you're choking