William Shakespeare sounds to me like some kind of faggot.

Live well - respire frequently.

Get rid of the friends who want you to spend your whole day doing nothing with them. They're not your friends. They're your enemies.

Believe me, the library is the temple of God. Education is the most sacred religion of all.

You know why I'm pulling your leg? Because I can't touch it from where I am.

By and large, Americans close their ears to anything not in English. That's stupid because there's some great music around the world that we should be listening to.

People who are the salt of the earth get up and go to a job that they hate.