The most important word in American, in Western culture, is "I."
When I meet a woman, I don't think, 'Gee, I wonder if she's read the latest thesis by Stephen Hawking? I think, 'Great tits.'
When you're dead you don't have a mental problem.
Walk amongst the natives by day, but in your heart be Superman.
If you're lucky, you don't think in a straight line.
The only thing wrong with marriage is that one of the persons involved is a man.