You and I and everyone else have the attention span of gnats. And that means that saying or doing anything once simply doesn't work.

I wanted to be in a band that gave bang for the buck. I wanted to be in the band who didn't look like a bunch of guys who, you know, should be in a library studying for their finals.

By and large, Americans close their ears to anything not in English. That's stupid because there's some great music around the world that we should be listening to.

Ladies, first and foremost: you're on your own. No more rules neatly laid out for you to follow. You have to make up YOUR OWN rules.

If you want to welcome me with open arms, I'm afraid you're also going to have to welcome me with open legs.

I'm in a weird band. We've done very well. The American Dream is alive and well.

The only thing wrong with marriage is that one of the persons involved is a man.