A good marriage can be ruined by poor communications - and by forgetting to put the lid back down.

I like to approach every day like it's the only day I will ever have.

You and I and everyone else have the attention span of gnats. And that means that saying or doing anything once simply doesn't work.

The only jobs kids have are to do well in school, to be charming and polite, and be thankful. That's it. I'll house you, protect you, I'll even give my life for you, and in return, you will behave.

I think it's pathetic that women and men treat each other worse than we treat our pets. It's love or hate.

In time of war, if you go through a bad neighborhood, I don't want a little French poodle, I want a Rottweiler on my hands.

When you walk through a bad neighborhood, you don't want a poodle by your side. You want a Rottweiler.