I also learned that I love making money. Anyone who is not afraid of work will be happy with the money they make.

I voted for President Bush. I voted for President Clinton and although I do want my vote back, I voted for President Obama.

Anybody who picks up a guitar and tells you that there's some inner message that they're trying to convey... it's nonsense. They're not being honest. The reason they're doing this is they wanna get lots of chicks and they don't want to work for a living.

I'm aware, as a sane person, that I'm not the best-looking guy in the world. I'm aware of it. But when I go into a party, I will walk out with your girlfriend.

Let's look different! I like monster movies, so why can't I have Godzilla's face on my boots?

Our job is to leave the world a little better than we found it. Not the same... not worse... better.

Sugar-free ice pops are an invention of God. They hardly have any calories since they're mostly water. I eat about 15 pops every two days.