I also learned that I love making money. Anyone who is not afraid of work will be happy with the money they make.

Sugar-free ice pops are an invention of God. They hardly have any calories since they're mostly water. I eat about 15 pops every two days.

The only thing wrong with marriage is that one of the persons involved is a man.

I think that Shakespeare is a s***. Absolute s***! He may have been a genius for his time, but I just can't relate to that stuff. "Thee and thous" - the guy sounds like a faggot.

It's easy to be drowned out by the crowd, but to thine own self be true, say I, no matter what everybody says, no matter what the popular vibe is.

Believe me, the library is the temple of God. Education is the most sacred religion of all.

By and large, Americans close their ears to anything not in English. That's stupid because there's some great music around the world that we should be listening to.