Gene Simmons planned on being a success the moment he launched himself out of his mother's womb.

Elvis is the king of rock and roll, who made white kids shake their shackle.

Sugar-free ice pops are an invention of God. They hardly have any calories since they're mostly water. I eat about 15 pops every two days.

Why is it that most of the folks I know think "personal growth" is caused entirely by those second and third helpings of biscuits and gravy?

James Bond has a license to kill, rockstars have a license to be outrageous. Rock is about grabbing people's attention.

The only thing wrong with marriage is that one of the persons involved is a man.

It's hard to see your destination when you're focused on the cracks in the sidewalk.