I'd like to think that the boring lady who's talking to me now is a lot sexier and more interesting than the one who's doing NPR. You know, studious and reserved, and - I bet you're a lot of fun at a party.

Marriage is an institution, and you must be fully committed to it.

Let's look different! I like monster movies, so why can't I have Godzilla's face on my boots?

Men want success and sex. Women want everything.

When you really think about it, I'm not delusional enough to think that what I do is important to life as we know it on this planet. No. But neither is what you do.

Fans like their heroes simple. I'm supposed to stick out my tongue twenty-four hours a day and do nothing else.

Our job is to leave the world a little better than we found it. Not the same... not worse... better.