You know why I'm pulling your leg? Because I can't touch it from where I am.
If you take a life, I will take yours. Put me in charge, I will fix it.
People who are the salt of the earth get up and go to a job that they hate.
I have sold my soul to the devil.
The sad thing is most people have to check with someone before they do the things that make them happy. We're all passing through; the least we can do is be happy, and the only way to do that is by being selfish.
It's better to be an octopus than a fish. If an octopus loses a tentacle to a predator, the octopus will survive with seven tentacles left for itself.