Trees acquire strength by growing slowly and flexing with the pressures of nature. Us too.

Elvis is the king of rock and roll, who made white kids shake their shackle.

I'm pissed at a nickel because it isn't a dime.

You need to eat, but you don't really need to eat filet mignon every night or buy bottles of champagne at a thousand a pop.

If a vacuum cleaner salesman rings your front door, he will be selling HIMSELF first. The vacuum cleaner is secondary.

I know that you like to see a man in the kitchen, but I'm skeptical of men who cook. A man should be focusing his attention on the woman, and not what's on the stove.

You know why I'm pulling your leg? Because I can't touch it from where I am.