Why is it that most of the folks I know think "personal growth" is caused entirely by those second and third helpings of biscuits and gravy?

There is not a single person alive who could keep a straight face and say "Oh yeah it's healthy, the reason I use drugs and alcohol and booze is because it's healthy!"

You can't rely on anything. At the end of the day, all you have is yourself.

Television and comic books are, and continue to be, probably the biggest influence in my life. It's the biggest influence on everybody's life.

Fans like their heroes simple. I'm supposed to stick out my tongue twenty-four hours a day and do nothing else.

Life is too short to have anything but delusional notions about yourself.

If you're lucky, you don't think in a straight line.