Why is it that most of the folks I know think "personal growth" is caused entirely by those second and third helpings of biscuits and gravy?

You and I and everyone else have the attention span of gnats. And that means that saying or doing anything once simply doesn't work.

I don't know whether you [musician] can be all things to everybody, which is why there are different kinds of music.

My skin is more beautiful than yours. I would be quite more popular in jail if I so chose.

Your date will not be impressed by you throwing up on her brand-new shoes, as you spout poetic babblings that are meaningful only to you.

Better to discuss everything out in the open while you're in love, then if or when the relationship sadly ends. It's called Full Disclosure Before The Fact.

Despite what your girlfriend may have told you, size is important, bigger is better.