The sad thing is most people have to check with someone before they do the things that make them happy. We're all passing through; the least we can do is be happy, and the only way to do that is by being selfish.

Recognize a rock 'n' roller for what he is, which is a damned lucky guy not to have to work for a living.

I love money, I love women, I like to work hard and I don't use drugs.

In time of war, if you go through a bad neighborhood, I don't want a little French poodle, I want a Rottweiler on my hands.

It's hard to see your destination when you're focused on the cracks in the sidewalk.

I don't wanna go on vacation. There's nothing about it that appeals to me. People look forward to doing that; I look forward to getting up every day and doing something.

A good marriage can be ruined by poor communications - and by forgetting to put the lid back down.