If you want to welcome me with open arms, I'm afraid you're also going to have to welcome me with open legs.
Before you go out there and try to conquer the universe... get your act together.
When I meet a woman, I don't think, 'Gee, I wonder if she's read the latest thesis by Stephen Hawking? I think, 'Great tits.'
Life is too short to have anything but delusional notions about yourself.
I think I know it all, relatively speaking.
The only thing wrong with marriage is that one of the persons involved is a man.