Get rid of the friends who want you to spend your whole day doing nothing with them. They're not your friends. They're your enemies.

When you walk through a bad neighborhood, you don't want a poodle by your side. You want a Rottweiler.

Don't believe bands who say it's all about the fans and they want to give their music away for free. The result is they will continue to live in their mother's basement.

Trees acquire strength by growing slowly and flexing with the pressures of nature. Us too.

Let's say you're a garage mechanic, and you have big dreams about opening up your own chain of branded garages around the country. Terrific.

William Shakespeare sounds to me like some kind of faggot.

By and large, Americans close their ears to anything not in English. That's stupid because there's some great music around the world that we should be listening to.