It is a cliche, and it is also true, that humor springs from existential pain - from a need to blunt the awareness that life is essentially a fatal disease of unpredictable symptoms and unknown duration.

I don't hold doors for women. I'm not sure I really differentiate between men and women, in my door-related activities. Do women really care about this issue?

The verb "Garland" should be created. It would mean to unfairly put a stinking albatross around someone's neck, to make him unemployable.

I feel like no matter what happens in my career endeavors after today, going to grad school is one of the best decisions I've ever made.

I think Donald Trump's going to quickly disappear from radar.

I think we too often go soft in trying to spare people the agony of confronting reality.

Johnny Hart became much less funny after he found sobriety, and religion, around the same time.