He swallowed a lot of wisdom, but all of it seems to have gone down the wrong way.

Those who never have time do least

In the world we live in, one fool makes many fools, but one sage only a few sages.

There are many who believe that 'Marriage is not a word - it is a sentence!' Whether you are indeed 'married' or if you are 'single', I am sure that funny quotes on weddings and marriages always tend to put a wicked smile to the face. It is often said that 'People who are married are often desperate to get out of it and people who are single can't wait to get in!'

How did mankind ever come by the idea of liberty? What a grand thought it was!

The most perfect ape cannot draw an ape; only man can do that; but, likewise, only man regards the ability to do this as a sign of superiority.

The book which most deserved to be banned would be a catalog of banned books.