Mark Twain said (particularly about Pink Marsh): "I have been reading him again, and my admiration overflows all limits. ... How effortless the limning! It is as if the work did itself, without help of the master's hand."

It isn't how long you stick around but what you put over while you are here.

If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.

In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment.

Be it ever so humble, there's no place like Home when it comes to Wearing what you like.

Nothing is Improbable until it moves into the Past Tense.

To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations.