If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.
Be it ever so humble, there's no place like Home when it comes to Wearing what you like.
Do unto yourself as your Neighbours do unto Themselves and look Pleasant.
In scattering seeds of kindness, do it by hand and not by machine.
A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.
A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.