A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.

Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.

Do unto yourself as your Neighbours do unto Themselves and look Pleasant.

A good jolly is worth what you pay for it.

Nothing is Improbable until it moves into the Past Tense.

Scatter seeds of kindness.

Be it ever so humble, there's no place like Home when it comes to Wearing what you like.