In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment.
One man's Poison Ivy is another Fellow's Spinach.
If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.
Do unto yourself as your Neighbours do unto Themselves and look Pleasant.
A good jolly is worth what you pay for it.
A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.