Early to bed and early to rise, and you'll meet very few of the best people.

It is not time for mirth and laughter, the cold, gray dawn of the morning after.

A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.

A lot of smart young people have come out of Indiana. The smarter they are, the faster they come out

The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking.

In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment.

If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.