Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.
George Bernard ShawHow can you dare teach a man to read until you've taught him everything else first?
George Bernard ShawWhy should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!
George Bernard ShawThere is nothing on earth more exquisite than a bonny book, with well-placed columns of rich black writing in beautiful borders, and illuminated pictures cunningly inset. But nowadays, instead of looking at books, people read them. A book might as well be one of those orders for bacon and bran.
George Bernard Shaw