Physically there is nothing to distinguish human society from the farm-yard except that children are more troublesome and costly than chickens and calves and that men and women are not so completely enslaved as farm stock.

The road to ignorance is paved with good editors.

Oh, well, if you want original conversations, you'd better go and talk to yourself.

Nobody can say a word against Greek: it stamps a man at once as an educated gentlemen.

Only Lawyers and mental defectives are automatically exempt for jury duty.

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not.

England and America are two countries separated by the same language.