It is in the hour of trial that a man finds his true profession.
The popular definition of tragedy is heavy drama in which everyone is killed in the last act, comedy being light drama in which everyone is married in the last act.
Let not the right side of your brain know what the left side doeth.
A mind of the caliber of mine cannot derive its nutrient from cows.
There is nothing in religion but fiction.
The longer I live, the more convinced am I that this planet is used by other planets as a lunatic asylum.