In a living society every day is a day of judgment; and its recognition as such is not the end of all things but the beginning ofa real civilization.

Worst of all, there is no sign of any relaxation of antisemitism. Logically it has nothing to do with Fascism. But the human raceis imitative rather than logical; and as Fascism spreads antisemitism spreads.

Changeable women are more endurable that monotonous ones; they are sometimes murdered but never deserted.

I want to be thoroughly used up when I die, for the harder I work the more I live. I rejoice in life for its own sake.

The plain working truth is that it is not only good for people to be shocked occasionally, but absolutely necessary to the progress of society that they should be shocked pretty often.

No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.

I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend... if you have one.