A socialist is somebody who doesn't have anything, and is ready to divide it up equally among everybody.

Life contains but two tragedies. One is not to get your heart's desire; the other is to get it.

Altogether too many sheep

A family is a tyranny ruled over by it's weakest member.

Marriage is good enough for the lower classes: they have facilities for desertion that are denied to us.

That is what all poets do: they talk to themselves out loud; and the world overhears them. But it's horribly lonely not to hear someone else talk sometimes.

It's easier to replace a dead man than a good picture.