The problem with the press is that they can't tell the difference between a bicycle crash and the end of civilization.

I appeal to the chemists to discover a humane gas that will kill instantly and painlessly. In short- a gentlemanly gas deadly by all means, but humane, not cruel.

All Artists are Anarchists.

Better see rightly on a pound a week than squint on a million.

Nobody can say a word against Greek: it stamps a man at once as an educated gentlemen.

The vilest abortionist is he who attempts to mould a child's character.

I must remind you that our credulity is not to be measured by the truth of the things we believe. When men believed that the earthwas flat, they were not credulous: they were using their common sense, and, if asked to prove that the earth was flat, would have said simply, "Look at it." Those who refuse to believe that it is round are exercising a wholesome skepticism.