You have set up in New York Harbor a monstrous idol which you call Liberty. The only thing that remains to complete that monument is to put on its pedestal the inscription written by Dante on the gate of hell: All hope abandon ye who enter here.

The theory that music has a depraving effect on morals has now been abandoned to the old women of both sexes.

The educated man is a greater nuisance than the uneducated one.

Only Lawyers and mental defectives are automatically exempt for jury duty.

A serious illness or a death advertises the doctor exactly as a hanging advertises the barrister who defended the person hanged.

Stimulate the phagocytes.

Martyrdom is the only path to immortality that requires no talent whatsoever.