Reviewing has one advantage over suicide: in suicide you take it out on yourself; in reviewing you take it out on other people.

An index is a great leveller.

Atrocities are not less atrocities when they occur in laboratories and are called medical research.

That older and greater church to which I belong: the church where the oftener you laugh the better, because by laughter only can you destroy evil without malice

He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me.