There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it.
Make money and the whole nation will conspire to call you a gentleman.
It is not enough to know what is good: you must be able to do it.
My way of joking is to tell the truth
They tell me that So-and-So, who does not write prefaces, is no charlatan. Well, I am. I first caught the ear of the British public on a cart in Hyde Park, to the blaring of brass bands,and this . . . because . . . I am a natural-born mountebank.
Hell is paved with good intentions, not with bad ones. All men mean well.