All progress depends upon the unreasonable person.

That is the whole secret of successful fighting. Get your enemy at a disadvantage; and never, on any account, fight him on equal terms.

If there was twenty ways of telling the truth and only one way of telling a lie, the Government would find it out. It's in the nature of governments to tell lies.

I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend... if you have one.

Success covers a multitude of blunders.

I really don't think I could consent to go to Heaven if I thought there were no animals there.

I do not want to make my stomach a graveyard of dead animals.