Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel, but not in the kitchen.

Life is a first draft... with NO rewrite.

Taking all the round of professions and occupations, you will find that every man is the worse for being poor; and the doctor is a specially dangerous man when poor.

Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.

How can you dare teach a man to read until you've taught him everything else first?

The lesson intended by an author is hardly ever the lesson the world chooses to learn from his book.

If there was twenty ways of telling the truth and only one way of telling a lie, the Government would find it out. It's in the nature of governments to tell lies.