If you would stick to the concrete, and put your discoveries in the form of entertaining anecdotes about your adventures with women, your conversation would be easier to follow.

I want to be all used up when I die.

The test of a man or woman's breeding is how they behave in a quarrel.

I enjoy convalescence. It is the part that makes the illness worth while.

What is the matter with universities is that the students are school children, whereas it is of the very essence of university education that they should be adults.

You are going to let the fear of poverty govern you life and your reward will be that you will eat, but you will not live.

I do not waste my time writing pot-boilers: the pot must be boiled, and even my pot au feu has some chunks of fresh meat in it. ...I have no time to boil myself down; and anyhow I could not do so and preserve all the necessary nutriment and the flavoring on which the digestibility depends.