If you would stick to the concrete, and put your discoveries in the form of entertaining anecdotes about your adventures with women, your conversation would be easier to follow.

The unconscious self is the real genius. Your breathing goes wrong the moment your conscious self meddles with it.

Would the world ever have been made if its maker had been afraid of making trouble?Making life means making trouble. There’s only one way of escaping trouble; and that’s killing things.

Truth telling is not compatible with the defence of the realm.

As long as I have a want, I have a reason for living. Satisfaction is death.

Rich men without convictions are more dangerous in modern society than poor women without chastity.

The secret of being miserable is to have leisure to bother about whether you are happy or not. The cure for it is occupation, because occupation means pre-occupation; and the pre-occupied person is neither happy nor unhappy, but simply alive and active. That is why it is necessary to happiness that one should be tired.