If you would stick to the concrete, and put your discoveries in the form of entertaining anecdotes about your adventures with women, your conversation would be easier to follow.

What we call education and culture is for the most part nothing but the substitution of reading for experience, of literature for life, of the obsolete fictitious for the contemporary real.

If only for a half hour a day, a child should do something serviceable to the community

My mother married a very good man ... and she is not at all keen on my doing the same.

Power does not corrupt men; fools, however, if they get into a position of power, corrupt power.

People become attached to their burdens sometimes more than the burdens are attached to them.

Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn.