Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.

We know now that the soul is the body, and the body the soul. They tell us they are different because they want to persuade us that we can keep our souls if we let them make slaves of our bodies.

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not.

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.

There may be some doubt as to who are the best people to have charge of children, but there can be no doubt that parents are the worst.

Success covers a multitude of blunders.