Lack of money is the root of of all evil.
Whisky is liquid sunshine.
It is feeling that sets a man thinking, and not thought that sets him feeling.
It is always necessary to overstate a cast startlingly to make people sit up and listen to it, and to frighten them into acting on it.
Very few people can afford to be poor.
Marry Ann; and at the end of a week you'll find no more inspiration in her than in a plate of muffins.