Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!

I was told that my diet was so poor that I could not repair the bones that were broken and operated on. So I have just had an Xradiograph taken; and lo! perfectly mended solid bone so beautifully white that I have left instructions that, if I die, a glove stretcher is to be made of me and sent to you as a souvenir

I am the most spontaneous speaker in the world because every word, every gesture, and every retort has been carefully rehearsed.

The lesson intended by an author is hardly ever the lesson the world chooses to learn from his book.

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does.

She is immensely interested in him. She has even secret mischievous moments in which she wishes she could get him alone, on a desert island, away from all ties and with nobody else in the world to consider, and just drag him off his pedestal and see him making love like any common man.

When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.