Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!

You are going to let the fear of poverty govern you life and your reward will be that you will eat, but you will not live.

There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.

There is no accomplishment so easy to acquire as politeness and none more profitable.

Where there is no religion, hypocrisy becomes good taste.

You accepted Allah or you had your throat cut by someone who did accept him, and who went to Paradise for having sent you to Hell.

All autobiographies are lies. I do not mean unconscious, unintentional lies: I mean deliberate lies.