A day's work is a day's work, neither more nor less, and the man or woman who does it needs a day's sustenance, a night's repose and due leisure, whether they be painter or ploughman.
Audacious ribald: your laughter will finish in hideous boredom before morning.
The first condition of progress is the removal of censorship.
When we know what God is, we shall be gods ourselves.
The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination
When you find something funny search it for hidden truth.