Treat a friend as a person who may someday become your enemy; an enemy as a person who may someday become your friend.
George Bernard ShawWhen a lion meets another with a louder roar, the first lion thinks the last a bore.
George Bernard ShawI learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.
George Bernard ShawIn a hospital they throw you out into the street before you are half cured, but in a nursing home they don't let you out till you are dead.
George Bernard Shaw