Christianity might be a good thing if anyone ever tried it.

The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people.

It's so hard to know what to do when one wishes earnestly to do right.

Vegetarians claim to be immune from most diseases but they have been known to die from time to time.

To a mathematician the eleventh means only a single unit: to the bushman who cannot count further than his ten fingers it is an incalculable myriad.

Life at its noblest leaves mere happiness far behind; and indeed cannot endure it. Happiness is not the object of life: life has no object: it is an end in itself; and courage consists in the readiness to sacrifice happiness for an intenser quality of life.

Money is indeed the most important thing in the world; and all sound and successful personal and national morality should have this fact for its basis.