We are members one of another; so that you cannot injure or help your neighbor without injuring or helping yourself.

Changeable women are more endurable that monotonous ones; they are sometimes murdered but never deserted.

No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.

If more than 10% of the people like a painting, you can be sure it's bad.

If you go to Heaven without being naturally qualified for it you will not enjoy yourself there.

What we call education and culture is for the most part nothing but the substitution of reading for experience, of literature for life, of the obsolete fictitious for the contemporary real.

The sound body is the product of the sound mind.