We are members one of another; so that you cannot injure or help your neighbor without injuring or helping yourself.

When asked which dog wins, he reflected for a moment and replied, "The one I feed the most."

Vitality is a woman is a blind fury of creation.

Opera is when a tenor and soprano want to make love, but are prevented from doing so by a baritone.

You will think less of the art, when you know the artist

Your heart and your mouth wil be in two separate parts of your body if you again forget in whose presence you stand.

If you would stick to the concrete, and put your discoveries in the form of entertaining anecdotes about your adventures with women, your conversation would be easier to follow.