What is virtue but the Trade Unionism of the married?

Although I cannot lay an egg, I am a very good judge of omelettes

I can't turn your soul on. Leave me those feelings; and you can take away the voice and the face. They are not you.

The vilest abortionist is he who attempts to mould a child's character.

We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.

Most of the money given by rich people in "charity" is made up of conscience money, "ransom," political bribery, and bids for titles.... One buys moral credit by signing a cheque, which is easier than turning a prayer wheel.

Man is the only animal of which I am thoroughly and cravenly afraid...There is no harm in a well-fed lion. It has no ideals, no sect, no party.