An Englishman does everything on principle: he fights you on patriotic principles; he robs you on business principles; he enslaves you on imperial principles.

Justice is justice though it's always delayed and finally done only by mistake.

Education can and should do much influence social, moral and intellectual discovery by stimulating critical attitudes of thought in the young

Most of the money given by rich people in "charity" is made up of conscience money, "ransom," political bribery, and bids for titles.... One buys moral credit by signing a cheque, which is easier than turning a prayer wheel.

It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as he can.

You don't get tired of muffins, but you don't find inspiration in them.

You'll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the human race.