Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.

All this struggling and striving to make the world better is a great mistake. Not that it's wrong to try to improve the world if you know how but simply because struggling and striving are the worst possible ways to go about doing anything!

Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended.

What we call education and culture is for the most part nothing but the substitution of reading for experience, of literature for life, of the obsolete fictitious for the contemporary real.

Who are those we love? Only those we do not hate.

Orchestras only need to be sworn at, and a German is consequently at an advantage with them, as English profanity, except in America, has not gone beyond a limited technology of perdition.

A mind of the caliber of mine cannot derive its nutrient from cows.