People become attached to their burdens sometimes more than the burdens are attached to them.

English is the easiest language to speak badly.

It is very doubtful whether man is enough of a political animal to produce a good, sensible, serious and efficient constitution. All the evidence is against it.

A moderately honest man with a moderately faithful wife, moderate drinkers both, in a moderately healthy house: that is the true middle class unit.

I was convinced that Ceylon is the cradle of the human race because everybody there looks an original. All other nations are obviously mass produced.

He never does a proper thing without giving an improper reason for it.

All great Truth first starts as Blasphemy.