Oh, well, if you want original conversations, you'd better go and talk to yourself.

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income.

In literature the ambition of the novice is to acquire the literary language; the struggle of the adept is to get rid of it.

Imprisonment, as it exists today, is a worse crime than any of those committed by its victims.

The ability to make witty observations is commonly refered to as "cynism" by people who lack it.

A soldier is an anachronism of which we must get rid.

Reformers have the idea that change can be achieved by brute sanity.