Oh, well, if you want original conversations, you'd better go and talk to yourself.

It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics.

If there was nothing wrong in the world there wouldn't be anything for us to do.

Just do what must be done. This may not be happiness, but it is greatness.

As 99 per cent of English authors and 100 per cent of American ones [authors] are just such imbeciles, managers and publishers make a practice of asking for every right the author possesses.

I become more convinced that beings from other planets are using the Earth as a lunatic asylum

I would exchange every painting of Christ for one snapshot.