Now that we have learned to fly the air like birds, swim under water like fish, we lack one thing - to learn to live on earth as human beings.

When you find something funny search it for hidden truth.

Every drunken skipper trusts to Providence. But one of the ways of Providence with drunken skippers is to run them on the rocks.

We don't bother much about dress and manners in England, because as a nation we don't dress well and we've no manners.

Only Lawyers and mental defectives are automatically exempt for jury duty.

Even if animal experimentation was proved to be of value, it would be morally wrong.

Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.