Most people go to their grave with their music inside them.

In a hospital they throw you out into the street before you are half cured, but in a nursing home they don't let you out till you are dead.

The worst cliques are those which consist of one man.

Forgive him, for he believes that the customs of his tribe are the laws of nature!

The sex illusion is not a fixed quantity: not what mathematicians call a constant. It varies from zero in my wife's case to madness in that of our stepsister.

We are the living graves of murdered beasts.

When a man says money can do anything, that settles it: he hasn't got any.