I wish people would stop talking about my birthday.
If I bind the future I bind my will. If I bind my will I strangle creation.
Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.
The churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
If associations to control burglary and murder were tolerated we should take it for granted that the members should all be burglers and murderers.
A man without an address is a vagabond; a man with two addresses is a libertine.