I don't know if there are men on the moon, but if there are they must be using the earth as their lunatic asylum

Has fear ever held a man back from anything he really wanted?

There is only one person an English girl hates more than she hates her elder sister; and that is her mother.

What Englishman will give his mind to politics as long as he can afford to keep a motor car?

Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.

The policy of letting things alone, in the practical sense that the Government should never interfere with business or go into business itself, is called Laisser-faire by economists and politicians. It has broken down so completely in practice that it is now discredited; but it was all the fashion in politics a hundred years ago, and is still influentially advocated by men of business and their backers who naturally would like to be allowed to make money as they please without regard to the interest of the public.

When an apparent miracle happened.it proved divine mission to the credulous, and proved a contract with the devil to the skeptical.