A man who loses his money gains, at the least, experience, and sometimes, something better.

Hell is full of musical amateurs.

You don't get tired of muffins, but you don't find inspiration in them.

Remember always that the least plain sister is the family beauty.

My way of joking is to tell the truth

This planet is obviously being used as an insane asylum by other planets.

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.