I occasionally swank a little because people like it; a modest man is such a nuisance.
George Bernard ShawDon't waste time collecting other people's autographs; rather devote it to making your own autograph worth collecting.
George Bernard ShawWe should all be obliged to appear before a board every five years and justify our existence... on pain of liquidation.
George Bernard ShawI must ... warn my readers that my attacks are directed against themselves, not against my stage figures.
George Bernard Shaw