The educated man is a greater nuisance than the uneducated one.

I love little children too but I don't cut off their heads and stick them in vases.

A married man forms married habits and becomes dependent on marriage just as a sailor becomes dependent on the sea.

Our laws make law impossible; our liberties destroy all freedom; our property is organized robbery; our morality an impudent hypocrisy; our wisdom is administered by inexperienced or mal-experienced dupes; our power wielded by cowards and weaklings; and our honour false in all its points. I am an enemy of the existing order for good reasons

A conquered nation is like a man with cancer: he can think of nothing else.

The best way to get your point across is to entertain.

When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work.