It's just as unpleasant to get more than you bargain for as to get less.

Emotional excitement reaches men through tea, tobacco, opium, whisky, and religion.

The notion that disarmament can put a stop to war is contradicted by the nearest dogfight.

Independence? That's middle class blasphemy. We are all dependent on one another, every soul of us on earth.

HIGGINS. Have you no morals, man? DOOLITTLE [unabashed] Cant afford them, Governor. Neither could you if you was as poor as me.

Female murderers get sheaves of offers of marriage.

Our way of getting an army able to fight the German army is to declare war on Germany just as if we had such an army, and then trust to the appalling resultant peril and disaster to drive us into wholesale enlistment.