I dislike feeling at home when I am abroad.

It is not that I am so clever; it is that everyone else is so stupid.

The British are apt to make merits of their stupidities, and to represent their various incapacities as points of good breeding.

I do not want to make my stomach a graveyard of dead animals.

If you can’t appreciate what you’ve got, you’d better get what you can appreciate.

When commenting on the turmoil and disorder of the world, If the other planets are inhabited, they must be using this earth as their insane asylum.

Reminiscences make one feel so deliciously aged and sad.