Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week.

Like fingerprints, all marriages are different.

A happy family is but an earlier heaven.

Be as romantic as you please about love ... but you mustn't be romantic about money.

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy.

The only sensible person is my tailor. He measures me anew each time he sees me.

Find enough clever things to say, and you're a Prime Minister; write them down and you're a Shakespeare.