Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week.

I was always unlawful; I broke the law when I was born because my parents weren't married.

We are sick of war, we don't want to fight, And yet we gorge ourselves upon the dead.

The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people.

A drama critic is a man who leaves no turn unstoned.

You are all fundamentalists with a top dressing of science. That is why you are the stupidest of conservatives and reactionists in politics and the most bigoted of obstructionists in science itself. When it comes to getting a move on you are all of the same opinion: stop it, flog it, hang it, dynamite it, stamp it out.

Our political experiment of democracy, the last refuge of cheap misgovernment.